All Alan King Quotes
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Alan King in
Marriage
58% of people like this quote
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King in
Marriage
53% of people like this quote
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King in
Marriage
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King in
Marriage
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