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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.
Amy Sedaris
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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.
Amy Sedaris
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
Amy Sedaris
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I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
Amy Sedaris
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I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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