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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Andy Rooney
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The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
Andy Rooney
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney
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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
Andy Rooney
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Andy Rooney
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We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Andy Rooney
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Andy Rooney
37% of people like this quote
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