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Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
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A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris!
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
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