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All Bill Watterson Quotes
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Bill Watterson
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Bill Watterson
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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Bill Watterson
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Bill Watterson
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Bill Watterson
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
Bill Watterson
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson
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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Bill Watterson
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