All Bob Hope Quotes
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope
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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope in
Funny
64% of people like this quote
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope in
Celebrity Quotes
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope in
Age
57% of people like this quote
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope
56% of people like this quote
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Bob Hope
55% of people like this quote
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Bob Hope
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope in
Sports
51% of people like this quote
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