All Bob Hope Quotes
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope
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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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Sports
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bob Hope
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
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