All Casey Stengel Quotes
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
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If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
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You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.
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