All Dane Cook Quotes
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
Dane Cook
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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
Dane Cook
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Dane Cook
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I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
Dane Cook
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
Dane Cook
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When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
Dane Cook
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Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
Dane Cook
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I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
Dane Cook
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Dane Cook
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I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
Dane Cook
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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Dane Cook
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I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
Dane Cook
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