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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Sports
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry in
Computers
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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