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Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.
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I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.
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In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
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If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.
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The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top.
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Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave.
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If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
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If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
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I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
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Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.
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Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
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You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
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