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You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
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Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.
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The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
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It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.
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Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
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When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.
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When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?
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You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
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We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
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Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
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Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.
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Nothing very very good and nothing very very bad ever lasts for very very long.
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The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the universe says to itself, 'Oh I see, this person doesn't like opportunities' and stops giving them to you.
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Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
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