All Doug Larson Quotes
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson in
Computers
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson in
Age
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
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Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson in
Marriage
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Doug Larson in
Nature
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