All Earl Wilson Quotes
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
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Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
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