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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
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Life
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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Dreams
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Funny
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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