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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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