All Fred A. Allen Quotes
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Fred A. Allen
59% of people like this quote
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
Fred A. Allen
57% of people like this quote
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Fred A. Allen
56% of people like this quote
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred A. Allen
54% of people like this quote
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred A. Allen
54% of people like this quote
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
Fred A. Allen
54% of people like this quote
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred A. Allen
51% of people like this quote
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred A. Allen
50% of people like this quote
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Fred A. Allen
46% of people like this quote
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Fred A. Allen
45% of people like this quote
California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Fred A. Allen
41% of people like this quote
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred A. Allen
41% of people like this quote
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred A. Allen
38% of people like this quote
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
Fred A. Allen
35% of people like this quote
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