All Fred Allen Quotes
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Fred Allen
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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Fred Allen
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The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Fred Allen
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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Fred Allen
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Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
Fred Allen
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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred Allen
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A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
Fred Allen
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen
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