All George Burns Quotes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Funny
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Funny
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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
George Burns
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If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
George Burns
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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