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George Burns
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Jan 20, 1896
 
Date of Death:   Mar 9,  1996
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
 
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
 
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
 
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
 
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
 
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At my age flowers scare me.
 
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
 
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
 
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