All Groucho Marx Quotes
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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