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Groucho Marx
 
Name:   Groucho Marx
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Oct 2, 1895
 
Date of Death:   Aug 19,  1977
 
Profession:   Comedian
 
 
 
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
 
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
 
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
 
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
 
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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
 
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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
 
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
 
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
 
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
 
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
 
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
 
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