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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Helen Rowland
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland
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In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics."
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What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
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France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America."
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
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