All Jay London Quotes
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
Jay London
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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Jay London
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After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
Jay London
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I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
Jay London
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