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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy
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Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
Jeff Foxworthy
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy
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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
Jeff Foxworthy
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