All Joe E. Lewis Quotes
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
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If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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