All Joe E. Lewis Quotes
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis
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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Joe E. Lewis
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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis
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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
Joe E. Lewis
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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Joe E. Lewis
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Joe E. Lewis in
Sports
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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
Joe E. Lewis
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis in
Funny
28% of people like this quote
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