All Joe Rogan Quotes
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
Joe Rogan
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan
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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
Joe Rogan
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
Joe Rogan
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Joe Rogan
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That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
Joe Rogan
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
Joe Rogan
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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
Joe Rogan
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
Joe Rogan
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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
Joe Rogan
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
Joe Rogan
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
Joe Rogan
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