All Joey Adams Quotes
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey Adams
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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
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The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Joey Adams
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
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