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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
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There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.
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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
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