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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
Johnny Vegas
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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
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There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.
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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
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