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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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