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When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
Kinky Friedman
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
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