All Larry David Quotes
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
Larry David
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
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