All Larry David Quotes
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Larry David
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Larry David
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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
Larry David
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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