All Lenny Bruce Quotes
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Lenny Bruce
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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Lenny Bruce
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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.
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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.
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The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.
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