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All Lily Tomlin Quotes
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
Lily Tomlin
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
Lily Tomlin
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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
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The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
Lily Tomlin
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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Lily Tomlin
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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
Lily Tomlin
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