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The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
Marc Maron

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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
Marc Maron

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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
Marc Maron

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It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.
Marc Maron

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I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.
Marc Maron

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There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
Marc Maron

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The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
Marc Maron

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Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?
Marc Maron

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When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.
Marc Maron

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When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
Marc Maron

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As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
Marc Maron

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Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.
Marc Maron

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I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it.
Marc Maron

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