All Mark Roberts Quotes
I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts
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I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.
Mark Roberts
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It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.
Mark Roberts
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God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.
Mark Roberts
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I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
Mark Roberts
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I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.
Mark Roberts
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You have to really think about things before you do them.
Mark Roberts
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Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.
Mark Roberts
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I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.
Mark Roberts
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We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.
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The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.
Mark Roberts
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Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.
Mark Roberts
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I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.
Mark Roberts
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