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Mark Russell
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   Aug 23, 1932
 
Profession:   Writer
 
 
 
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If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
 
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We're just moving along as quick as possible.
 
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
 
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You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
 
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I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.
 
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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
 
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
 
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