All Mark Twain Quotes
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
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Patriotism
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Death
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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Funny
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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Anger
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Business
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Funny
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