All Mark Twain Quotes
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
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Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.
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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.
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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
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The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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