All Mark Twain Quotes
When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
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