All Mark Twain Quotes
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Mark Twain
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain in
Age
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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain in
Sports
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain in
Society, Proverbs
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The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
Mark Twain
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Mark Twain in
Success, Proverbs
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain in
Humor
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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Mark Twain
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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Mark Twain
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