All Mark Twain Quotes
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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