All Mark Twain Quotes
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
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Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
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Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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Intelligence
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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
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