All Mark Twain Quotes
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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