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Mason Cooley
 
Nationality:   American
 
Date of Birth:   1927
 
Date of Death:   2002
 
Profession:   Writer
 
 
 
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Never ask a bore a question.
 
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Even cats grow lonely and anxious.
 
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Orgasm: the genitals sneezing.
 
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Sincerity: willingness to spend one's own money.
 
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The body has a mind of its own.
 
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The wisdom of age: don't stop walking.
 
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'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'
 
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Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises.
 
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Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss.
 
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Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.
 
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Friends are sometimes boring, but enemies never.
 
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