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In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
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At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
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At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
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Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
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At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
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Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
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At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
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In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
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At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
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At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
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Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
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Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
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Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
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