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I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
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Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
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We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
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Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
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I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
Noel Coward
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If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward
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