All Ogden Nash Quotes
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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